anyone a cat person?...

Okay so...I'm taking a summer class at SLCC, Communications 1010. The guy's an awesome teacher, by the way. (His name's David Pack if anyone is going there and needs to take that class sometime). But on the first day he gave us gave us an assignment to do due the next day: write a 2 page paper on any black-white issue you want (not double-spaced ), no research or anything required, doesn't have to be serious or anything. I chose to write how dogs are better than cats...so that was pretty easy...he liked my paper, but after we handed our papers in he told us: Now write a FOUR page paper on the opposite point of view...so i have to write FOUR pages, not double-spaced (he's the first college professor i had that didn't say to write papers in double-spaced format ) on why CATS are better than dogs. At first I was like, Well yeah i guess i can sit there and tell how cool it is to just sit there and watch cats go to sleep and play with yarn...or something...Anyone know any cool things about cats?...or how I would take up four pages to lie and say they're better than dogs It's due the next class

If I was you I would do a little research even though it's not required. If you're lying on a college paper the professor will find out..... But... I don't know anything about cats that are "supposedly" better than dogs....

yeah I did do research on it, and whenever someone would say that cats are better than dogs and even give a lot of reasons why, then someone would just post a reply saying how senseless their reasoning is and say how much better dogs are better than cats lol, cuz pretty much anything cats can ever do, a dog could too. But I don't really care if he knows that I'm lying when I write it. I mean, what do you expect? lol. I'm not honestly going to tell how cats are better than dogs like that, its not like he cares anyway, as long as its four pages and it gots a title (I always make up stuff on almost all my papers i have to write in college...it's usually just how it's written that the teacher cares about, but in this case, like i said, it's not a writing class, just comm 1010, so i don't even need to worry about punctuallity that much or anything.)
But ya anyway...this will be hard...I'll have to go on and on and say the same thing more than once or something.